I love you. I want you to know that.
I love you so much that last night, I fought the urge with every bone in my body to push, knudge, kick, or wake you up over your SNORING.
I didn't bother you because I knew you didn't feel good. I love you that much.
I listened to your symphony of snoring that you intermittenly woke yourself up with.
I didn't even do my usual dead fish flop. (For anyone who is married to a snorer, especially one who you pat, then knudge, then push, then kick, then finally yell,"ROLL OVER" only to have them say,"You don't need to be SO rude" the technique is great. Flop around on the bed like a dying fish, then lay very still with your eyes shut. Hubs wakes up, looks around, and ROLLS OVER. It's awesome.) Now my gig is up, since my husband reads this blog regularly, but that's okay. It's my duty to inform the wives of America. My PSA for today.
Anyways, my dear husband, I just wanted you to know how deep my love goes for you. So deep I sacrifice my own sleep to let you get the rest you need when your sick.
Now that's love.
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Oh yes, the "dead fish flop". Unfortunately, when I'm having a restless sleep (not husband-snoring induced), I have this nasty habit of dead fish flopping for no reason! :0
Oh my gosh laughing so hard right now!! Been there and done that...you're a remarkable woman!!
This is too funny! I'm at work starring at my computer trying to act like I'm working with a big flipp'n smile on my face. I'm NOT suppose to be smiling right now! HA!
LOL.....made me laugh and I needed that after working today! I remember those days and thank god that I dont have them anymore (Seperated from hubby) but use to drive me NUTS! And the only thing that would work was to make him roll over onto his stomach, then he would quit! I feel for yah girl! (No offense hubby......I think alot of us have this problem with their significant others! )
Ask me about Ambien nights. I hate when Jason has those more than even snoring nights. I miss my own bed frankly.
I feel your pain, except my DH snores whether he's on his back side or stomach!
Carrie
LMAO!
OMG! I've been having these horrible nights lately too! This fish cusses loudly while flopping before dying! LOL!
Oh that is too funny!!!! So what did he say about your posting this? LOL
I only fake like I'm snoring so you'll do your fish flop back over to YOUR side and I can quit balancing myself against the night stand so I don't fall out of bed. Love you sweetie!
P.S.
You're soooo gonna get it :)
Laughed SO hard at this blog. I may have even woken up my husband... ;) Tee hee. Thankfully, he doesn't snore. Actually, he's such a quiet sleeper that several times a week, I wake him up to make sure he's still breathing! LOL. Hope he's feeling better! :D
Your hubby, that is. Hope *your* hubby is feeling better. :D
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