Totally Busted

Cruising down the freeway the other day....

C: Mommy, why do you want all the cars behind us?

Me: What? What do you mean?

C: You keep making all these cars go behind us with your driving. Why do you want them all behind us?

Me: Hmm.... I don't have a good reason. (Other than the fact that yes, I am indeed a fast driver. Guilty.)