....life with kids.

Megan has hand, foot and mouth disease. Why on earth they made such a horrible name
for such a simple virus is beyond me. It's a rash. The name makes you think they will have hands and feet falling off at any moment. I will say hers is a mild case. Still. Just call it "funky rash" or something.....

Cameron was coming out of the bathroom this morning, turned around, went back in, and turned on the fan and shut the door.
"Why did you turn the fan on Cameron?"
"mommm (rolling eyes) I went to the bathroom." Dude. This is what we've come to? He's four for crying out loud.

*Disclaimer* Brent and I are both pretty (okay, really) sarcastic people, and we have our share of sarcastic little sayings we throw back and forth at each other.... I can't remember where this one originated from, but it's been around for a while....

This afternoon we were at lunch, and while I can't remember what I asked Brent, but his answer was, "Bend over, I'll show ya" (usually used in the context of asking where something is) Cameron promptly asked, "Daddy, why did you ask Mommy to bend over to show her? Show her what Daddy?"
Busted.
Brent just put his head down and continued eating as if he had never heard him ask. A the while choking a little on his food. Serves him right. He should never talk to a lady such as myself in such a way. Hmpf.

And here, folks, is what we call the Pout. With a capital "P":
And this is what we call the "threat smile"- you know, "You better look at me and smile or you're not going to {fill in the blank}" in this case, it was riding his bike:

And this is what it looks like 2 minutes later, when he's over it: